I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
How naked do you want me to be?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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