Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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