k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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