did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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