also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I have fence marks all over my body
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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