It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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