Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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