how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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