remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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