it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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