i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm getting married
To pizza
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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