I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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