So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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