The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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