"it" just moved
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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