whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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