I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
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pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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