The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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