If that was your dad, he is hot
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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