If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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