There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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