3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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