dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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