4 words: hood of his car
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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