I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
