He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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