What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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