You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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