Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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