So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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