I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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