so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
