Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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