Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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