You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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