If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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