Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I think people are normalizing furries
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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