so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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