ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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