But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.