I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
did i just pee glitter
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.