Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.

(207): View more from Maine

sorry im really high

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(801): View more from Utah

we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success

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(515): View more from Iowa

Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby

(1-515): View more from Iowa

What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day

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(502): View more from Kentucky

one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.

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(217): View more from Illinois

yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy

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