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  I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.

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  Win!

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i have a food baby... i think its a boy...

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• (845): View more from New York

  i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  "I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.

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• (518): View more from New York

  The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??

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• (972): View more from Texas

  It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.

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• (949): View more from California

  it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.

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