Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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