What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
