My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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