Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
i think we sleep fucked last night...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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