I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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