The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think my moral compass just broke
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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