Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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