She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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