when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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