He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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