have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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