Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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